It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
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You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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