Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
So many bounce houses so little time
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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