I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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