Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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