batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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