No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
ttyl tear gas
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
