i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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