Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i was born a porn star she said
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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