She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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