I must be too annoying 4 u.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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