Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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