On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
