it wasn't lemon gatorade
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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