Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
You did what with his pubic hair?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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