you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
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The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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