Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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