Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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