Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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