dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
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she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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