Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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