i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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