Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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