i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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