I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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