whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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