How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
In America we eat man semen.
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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