respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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