It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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