he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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