pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
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When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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