You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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