Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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