So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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