If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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