That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
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Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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