Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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