I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I have post one night stand depression
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