He felt like a one man threesome
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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