i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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