I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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