is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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