Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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