New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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