I murdered the dance floor call the cops
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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