i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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