im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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