Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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