Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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