If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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