I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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