i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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