i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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