She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
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It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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