i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
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hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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