You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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