I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He did a backflip because drugs
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Shame is for Republicans.
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